im thankful for everyone reading this right now. you’re all important to me, and you matter. i know sometimes you dont feel like it, but you do, i swear to you, you matter. and i am thankful for having you here, whether i have interacted with you yet or not. <3
COLBERT CAN’T EVEN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE THE STUPIDITY IS SO HIGH. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE.
Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
real life is actually a lot like animal crossing because you can change your hair and your clothes but you’re stuck with the face that was given to you by a frog asking you invasive personal questions
…you can change you life (if ya wanna)
You can change your clothes (if ya wanna)
But if you change your mind
Well that’s the way it goes
when my mom and dad were dating he would watch jeopardy on channel 7 at 7 o’clock before she would come over. and then he would put on channel 8 at 7:30 when my mom came for her weekly visit and he would impress her because he memorized the answer. i wish i were my dad