If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
i can already feel this happening
Kiwi by Maroon 5
The jam.
arguably the sexiest song ever written ever
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Oh yeah, this looks legitimate.
Discarded early drafts of this sign:
FREE CANDY!
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Single? Unattached?
No one who will miss you should something terrible happen?
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<—————————Meeting For The NO KIDNAPPING Club
Are You A Pretty Lady Who Hates Kidnapping And Wants To Discuss It With Other Likeminded Individuals?
Us too!
We Are Definitely Not Kidnappers!
Come To Our Meeting And We Will Totally Not Kidnap You!
(No Cops)
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We could use your services
Please bring a resume and portfolio to the
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Female Singers With Nice Feet
Must Have “Cute” “Petite” Feet
Must Not Get Weird About Us Taking Pictures Of Your Feet
Bring Sheet Music (Accompanist Provided)
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<—————————HEY LADY SINGERS!
Come Into This Dark Mysterious Building, Why Not
Worst-Case Scenario The Endless Cable News Coverage Of Your Almost Certain Grisly Abduction And Gruesome Dismemberment Followed By Lengthy Trial, Interviews With Cops, Friends, Loved Ones, Lifetime Movie, Book Deals For All, Early Home Movies Taken “In Happier Times,” Etc., Etc., May Bring Some Much-Needed Exposure To Your Fledgeling Musical Career
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i wish i could write a song with all the feelings i have when i look at thick trees, overflowing with leaves and flowers and happy little birds.
me and my best friend make the best faces
tanning with rachael 2.0
maybe this time ill be a little less albino
Anonymous asked: You are such a fucking great person, okay? Your music is really pretty and I personally think you will be able to get places in this world. There may be some bumps on the way there but in the end, i think that no matter what, you can do it. You are really persistent and i think that makes you great. xxx
i dont know when i got this, but i was never notified..
thanks anon.
